Zooey Deschanel iPhone 4S/Siri commercial (HD)

 

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=EP1YAatv1Mc

 

 

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MS Zooey Deschanel standing in a bathroom holding iPhone 4 near her mouth and looking upward.  

(rain noises in background)Zooey: Is that rain?

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CU iPhone screen showing text that Siri app is about to speak (Yes it appears to be raining, Zooey). Weather appears from bottom of the iPhone screen, showing rain

(iPhone 4s Siri bell noise, rain sounds) Siri: Yes it appears to be raining.

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MS Window looking outside at greenery, shows evidence of rain drops on the window, Zooey appears from off-camera right to look out through window

Zooey: Oohh.  

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MS Camera is now outside looking through previous window where Zooey is standing. She holds the iPhone near her mouth. What appears to be a living room is in the background.

(Rain noises) Zooey: (Siri chime) Let’s get tomato soup delivered.

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MS Camera outside, focuses on 4 pane section of window, Zooey’s head is framed in the bottom left pane.  

(Rain noises) Siri: (Siri chime) I’ve found a number of…

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CU iPhone screen showing text that Siri app is about to speak (I found a number of restaurants whose reviews mention Tomato soup and that deliver fairly close to you). List of restaurants appears from bottom of iPhone screen.

(Rain noises) Siri: …restaurants whose reviews mention tomato soup and that deliver.  

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MS Camera back inside house, facing the back of Zooey as she continues to look out the window, she turns to walk out of the room

(Rain noises) Zooey: Good, cause I don’t want to put on real shoes.

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WS Zooey appears in another room. A piano is on the left side of the right, on the right side, stacks of books on the floor. The room is somewhat cluttered. Zooey pulls iPhone near mouth.

(Rain noises) Zooey: (Siri chime) Remind me to clean up.

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MS Zooey in same room, holding iPhone near mouth.

(Rain noise) Zooey: Tomorrow.

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CU  iPhone screen showing text that Siri app is about to speak (Ok, I’ll remind you). Appointment shows up in calendar form at the bottom of phone screen

(Rain noise) Siri: (Siri chime) Ok, I’ll remind you.

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MS Zooey in same room, holding iPhone near mouth.

(Rain noise) Zooey: Excellent. Today we’re dancing (Siri chime) Play Shake, Rattle and Roll.

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WS Zooey in cluttered room, begins to dance to the music. Eventually dances into another room. White iPhone 4s logo overlay center camera overlaid WS background. iPhone 4s logo replaced with AT&T logo. Disclaimer at bottom of screen.

(Rain noise) (Song: Shake, Rattle and Roll by Big Joe Turner)

ESPN/State Farm College GameDay Commercial: “Desk”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDXVIAW9ozU 

 

Video

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MS College Gameday Announcer Rece Davis talking on cell phone with a backdrop of empty seats in a darkened arena. From off camera right a hand taps Rece’s left shoulder.

Rece: What about glass? (Pause to represent other call participant speaking) Good.

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MS Rece Davis continues on phone and receives another tap on the shoulder from off camera right. Davis raises one finger in a manner to indicate he will be off the phone shortly.

Rece: And fire? (another pause) Fire also, good, good.

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Cut to MS from new angle, right profile of Rece Davis, Gameday Analyst Jay Bilas can be seen in the background of shot as the person tapping on Davis’ shoulder. Bilas gives a small look of exasperation and turns away.

Rece: How ‘bout wild animals?

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Cut back to MS with Rece Davis

Rece: (response after another pause) A beaver.

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Cut to MS from right profile of Rece Davis. Davis in the foreground, the backs of Gameday Analysts Jay Bilas and Digger Phelps can be seen. Phelps glances over at Davis. As Davis finishes call he starts to turn towards Bilas and Phelps

Rece: What if it’s not actually a beaver? (pause) Ok, great.

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Cut to new MS Phelps, Bilas and Davis lined up left to right on the screen. Flashes of light appear to flicker on their faces.

Rece: Good news guys, the desk is insured.

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WS An arena jumbotron screen has fallen on the College Gameday desk. The screen is flickering and there is smoke coming from the wreckage. A beaver in Mascot form is chewing on the remains of the desk.

(Sound of broken electrical wires popping and sizzling loudly.

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MS The mascot beaver breaks a piece of the desk with his teeth

(Electric sparks, popping, sizzling noises) (Snapping noise when beaver chews piece out of the desk)

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WS Gameday analyst Hubert Davis runs in from off camera left towards wreckage that is now on fire. Swings suit jacket down in an effort to put out fire.

(Electric sparks, popping, sizzling noises, sounds of breaking glass, wooshing sound of jacket being swung down) Hubert: (Yelling) Fire! Put out the Fire!

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MS Angle shows Phelps, Bilas, and Rece Davis through the wreckage, looking towards Hubert Davis. Rece Davis starts to walk off camera right towards Hubert Davis, but is stopped by the hand of Bilas.

Jay: (hushed voice) Whoa whoa whoa.

Hubert: (screams) (Broken glass noise)

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Black screen, College Gameday logo, airtime information below logo.

(Electric sparks, popping, sizzling noises, sounds of breaking glass, crackling fire noise) VO: College Gameday, covered by State Farm. Hubert: (yelling) Not the desk!

http://www.usnews.com/blogs/paper-trail/2008/05/12/white-valedictorian-makes-morehouse-history.html

I got an email (an interoffice email) urging me (and the 600 other staff members at my agency) to attend one of two rallies protesting the continued incarceration of Mumia Abu-Jamal, former Black Panther and alleged cop killer.

I don’t know how I feel about the case.

…but protests are always a good time. How do these people manage to tie Communist rhetoric and “Free Puerto Rico” into a protest to get one motherfucker off of Philly’s death row?
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Why didn’t you call ME, Barack?

To refresh your memory on “No Dew Nor Rain”:

The bear is NOT in it the first time through…I swear it!

In recent weeks a site has popped up that has entertained me (and many others) greatly.

Stuff White People Like (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com)

The site is excellent. Now it obviously doesn’t speak for all white people (don’t you fret double wide trailer resident, they aren’t talking about you), but it nails the white hipster/yupster/yuppie crowd right on the head. I happen to be friends with many people that fall in this group and I mean it’s SPOT ON.

A more recent site, Stuff Educated Black People Like, has popped up in the past week. And while not as entertaining as its predecessor, it still ends up making for a good read. Again it doesn’t fit all educated black people (I found myself only really falling into one category) but for a broad swatch of that population, it works.

We approve these sites, and so should you.

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