If you’re going to send flowers to your girl at her office, keep in mind that several popular floral companies leave the personalized card visible on the outside of the box.

…which means that a card proclaiming: “I hope you recover from the typhoid soon!”– even if the card was simply referencing an inside joke between the two of you- will be seen by everyone in the mail room and everyone on her floor.

* I actually thought this was funny, and if he didn’t live in Miami, he WOULD get laid tonight. However, I assume most women would not be so amused.

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