I got an email (an interoffice email) urging me (and the 600 other staff members at my agency) to attend one of two rallies protesting the continued incarceration of Mumia Abu-Jamal, former Black Panther and alleged cop killer.

I don’t know how I feel about the case.

…but protests are always a good time. How do these people manage to tie Communist rhetoric and “Free Puerto Rico” into a protest to get one motherfucker off of Philly’s death row?


Why didn’t you call ME, Barack?

To refresh your memory on “No Dew Nor Rain”:

Former New York Yankees baseball pitcher Roger Clemens testifies on Capitol Hill in Washington, Wednesday, Feb. 13, 2008, before the House Oversight, and Government Reform committee hearing on drug use in baseball.

That’s right…..Roger Clemens stated today that Andy Pettitte ‘misremembered’ a conversation that they had in 1999 about HGH during his stumbling, stuttering and rambling statement to congress today in Washington D.C. Probably the same way that Roger ‘misremembered’ throwing a razor sharp peice of baseball bat at our pal Mike Piazza.

WASHINGTON - FEBRUARY 13:  Major League Baseball pitcher Roger Clemens testifies about allegations of steroid use by professional ball players before the U.S. House Oversight and Government Reform Committee on Capitol Hill February 13, 2008 in Washington, DC. The 'Mitchell Report' named several former and current major league baseball players, including Clemens, who are accused of using steroids or other performance-enhancing drugs.  (Photo by Chip Somodevilla/Getty Images)
To…to…to…today Junior!

They panned around the room during the congressional hearing after Clemens’ statement and I noticed a rather large woman drinking tea with honey, we can only assume that this lady was warming up her vocal chords.


My fellow Americans! Get out there today and do your #1 job as citizens of the greatest country in the world!

Today is the day! Don’t act like a hippy, you can make a difference (unless you live in new york, if you do you’re vote doesn’t matter because this state will go to the democratic nominee).

Let’s start with a brief run down of each of the candidates.

Hillary Clinton

This lil’ lady is the wife of our nation’s first black president, Bill Clinton. She has been working within the system ever since, and is now poised to grasp the leadership reigns on her own.

One of Hil’s biggest issues is her desire to get our country to accept universal health care, a policy that would greatly enhance the quality of life for everyone (except the most wealthiest) in the good ole US of A!

But let us not forget that Hillary voted for the war in Iraq!

Barack Obama

He’s a cool fellow who is all about eliciting positive change in our country. To his credit, Obeezy voted against the war in Iraq, and has since focused on increasing our energy independence (HUGE) and also on establishing universal health care.

Obama is a smoker, I hope he smokes Newports, cuz they are easily the coolest ciggs. Many have also questioned his experience, as he is young and a relatively newbie in the political field. But I think the experience thing is an overblown load of crap.

He also bears a decent resemblance to my friend Kenny! And that is tre’ cool.


Change goin’ Come “Sam Cook”

My views do not repersent all who are involved with this blog, nonetheless we are all proud Americans and we love our country. We might disagree on our candidate but we all agree America needs Change. We are still the best COUNTRY in the world but that does not mean we can not get better. There is no excuse the richest COUNTRY IN the WORLD does not have the highest Literacy rate, lowest crime rate, health care for all, social security for the elderly and the oppurtunity for all to have an equal education. Personally, I believe OBAMA can bring some good change to our country. At the end of the day it is more important that you go out and vote. Voice your opinion so the pundits and politicans see we are not a lazy country who is going to sit back and allow people to dictate how we should live our lives. They work for us and they need to remember who they work for!!! PLEASE GO OUT AND VOTE NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE VOTING FOR…




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